I decided to ask on all of my social networks, “if you could interview me, what would you ask? Serious and funny.” I had a ton of fun answering these! Thank you so much for everyone who asked me questions. I did NOT skip any questions, but I did try and categorize them into sections. Anything that got posted, I answered. Enjoy getting to know me!
THE BODY
Do you wear colored contacts?
No. I get asked this question a lot because I have blue eyes. I do wear contacts from time to time, but they are not colored.
Do you have tattoos?
Yes-5 of them.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
My legs. I’ve played sports my entire life, so I have big calves. They look to muscular, and I can’t fit in a lot of cute boots.
Are you left or right handed?
Right
Do you have any piercings?
Yes. I only have one hole on each ear. I used to have a second hole in each ear and a stud in my nose, but those have both closed up.
FAVORITES
Favorite sandwich?
I’m totally going to get judged for this one… Grilled cheese with peanut butter. After it’s cooled, I open it up and put on some French Onion dip and potato chips. Don’t knock it until you try it!
What is your favorite season?
Autumn. I absolutely LOVE the colors.
What is your favorite TV show?
I watch entirely too much TV now, and I just can’t pick one: House of Cards, The Blacklist, Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, Pretty Little Liars, Revenge, Nashville, Scandal and Psych. And I loved Breaking Bad, Lost, and Smash, but they are no longer airing.
What is your favorite color?
Orange
Where is your favorite place to eat?
Any Mexican restaurant. I could eat Mexican food every day. Guacamole please!
What is your favorite book and why?
Ah! This is such a tough one! I’m going to have to go with Neil Gaiman American Gods. I really love his writing style. I also really like any kind of mythology. I think I enjoy his books a lot because I studied mythology in school, (heavy on Norse mythology) so I have a lot of “I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS” moments.
What is your favorite ritual?
Not sure what context this is supposed to be in, but I’m going to say getting facials with my brother’s girlfriend Lauren once a month at Aveda.
What is your favorite wine?
This is a toss up depending on my mood and/or what I’m eating. I really enjoy Pinot Noir. I’ll drink this whenever we have red meat or if I just need to have one glass of wine and relax. If we are having white meat and/or I want to have a few glasses of wine, I opt for Savignon Blanc.
TALENTS
Do you play any musical instruments?
No. And you wouldn’t want me to try either. I am extremely musically challenged. I wish I knew how to play piano. My fingers are long enough. My mom is jealous.
Do you speak another language?
Fluently, no. But I know enough Spanish to be comfortable enough. I also know American Sign Language. Very rusty, though.
How many words per minute do you type?
Last time I did a test was in college. I got 68. I know I type faster than that now. I could retest myself, but I’m writing this on my phone.
What is the biggest undeveloped talent you have?
I feel like I could be more creative with the arts. I can’t draw to save my life, but I do like making things, including painting my nails. I find all these near ideas on Pinterest to decorate the house, but never do them. I just don’t have the patience.
RANDOMS
What is your dream job?
I would love to be a social media strategist and do some copy-editing on the side.
If you could only eat steak or potatoes for the rest of your life, which would you pick?
As much as I love steak, I would have to pick potatoes only because I would actually be able to survive then.
What is one area that women are far superior to men?
Multi-tasking
What’s in your purse?
Wallet, coins, tampons, sunglasses, hair clip, bobby pins, business cards in a holder, pen, eye glasses wipes, hand lotion, chapstick, random receipts, cough drops, nail file, and tissues.
Will you marry me?
Very sweet, but no. I’m in love with Josh. 🙂
What is your preferred melee weapon for post apocalypse?
Katana
What did you want to be as a child?
Chemist
Fasten then zip or zip then fasten?
I’m assuming this is about putting on pants? Zip then fasten.
Toilet paper: over or under?
Over
If I was to give you a superpower, what would it be?
I would LOVE to be able to heal people. From anything from a little paper cut, acne, or headache to broken bones or cancer.
If you could get rid of one state in the US, which wound it be and why?
WHAT? So random… ummm how about we just combine the Dakotas?
What do you think of the most intriguing thing about you?
I think the people who know me can answer this better than I because I don’t think I’m that intriguing! Imm, I’ll pick my ability to write.
What do I do if I want you to look at my writing?
Just ask.
Who is the craziest person in your family?
My mother asked me this. Ha. I’m going to say my Aunt.
What is the best thing modern science has done for us?
Anything in the medical field. It’s amazing. My best girl friend recently had a pancreatic islet cell transplant. Absolutely mind blowing.
LET’S GET SERIOUS
What is one thing in your life that comes close to perfect?
My love life. I’m dating my best friend and couldn’t be happier. I even wrote about this previously. You can view that here.
What are your thoughts on interracial relationships? Why does society still overall have problems with it?”
I’m Pro-Love. I don’t care of someone is purple. If you’re happy, be happy. Society still has problems with it because society sucks, for lack of a better word. There’s still many people alive from older generations who grew up thinking differently than we do. They grew up believing it was illegal for blacks and whites to get married. People tend to be stuck in their ways and there’s no changing it.
Do you think it’s possible for men and women to maintain friendships after being intimate with independent another??”
No. At first it seems possible, but then once someone starts dating, it never works out to stay friends.
Why is it so difficult for men and women to be honest with one another about what the want from each other?”
I’m assuming this is a relationship question. I think people have a fear that what they want won’t coincide with what the other person wants. Sometimes it is better to just enjoy what you currently have instead of taking about what you want.
THE RIDICULOUS ONES:
What is your name?
My friend Tommy thought this would be funny… My name is Megan. I’m not named after anyone.
What does the Fox say?
I’m going to kill my sister for asking this, but I said I would answer all of these questions.
Why does the Mona Lisa have a smile on her face?
Umm, because that’s how she was painted. Goofy question.
If you opened a door and saw a person of the opposite sex standing there butt naked, what is the first thing you would say?
“Are you drunk?”
I triple checked my social media for all the questions and I’m fairly certain I got all of them. However, if you know you asked me something and I missed it, just let me know!
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